В прошлом году у меня был замечательный преподаватель по маркетингу. Сегодня я нашла мои записи по его предмету, в которых помимо всего, у меня образовалась страница его выражений. Сейчас, перебирая старое барахло, я это нашла и хочу поделиться частью из них:

I am supposed to give some kind of a motivational speech now. I won't. All I can say - get your shit together from the beginning and you will be alright.
No, seriously, 175 English Pounds for a dinner for two. I calculated how many chickens I could have bought…
That guy is convinced that price is what shows the quality, whereas I'm convinced that my mother cooks better.
What I'm going to say is the key rule of my life. Do not play with the bread; do not eat your toys.
Efficiency is doing better what is already being done. I'm not the first who said that but I don't feel ashamed. It is a marketing lecture, for God's sake, it's ok.
If you underestimate your task, you will fail. If you overestimate yourself, you will fail. If you don't listen to me, you will fail. Is that OK with everyone? Are you with me?

(c) Dr. Freddy Fahad